We're Here, We're Queer and We're Registered at Nordstrom!

In light of the recent legislation permitting gay marriage in California (aren't you surprised they didn't already have gay marriage?) an old fraternity brother friend of mine mentioned a possible increase in nuptial gigs for the Village People. I'm sure more straight people would probably rather have them at their weddings. Congrats to the new married gay couples in CA. Now you'll know the pleasure of being legally bound to someone who will ask you what you're doing in the bathroom for so long, will nag you about getting in shape (yet will mope about you having to leave to go to the gym), and who will give you crap about not having the sack to march into your boss's office and ask for a raise. Have fun with that.

Speaking of the Village People:

I imagine the Indian guy in the Village People is wearing a Depends loincloth, the Cowboy probably wears support chaps, the Army and Navy guys were long since booted out of the Armed Forces (we didn't ask, and they didn't have to tell), the Construction Worker keeps his false teeth and pills in his tool belt, The Biker probably rides for blocks with his right blinker on and the Cop can't get his baton up.

Mazeltov, all you crazy couples! Now you'll know the pleasure of being with someone you will never be good enough for!