Another Theory As To Hitler's Last Moments in That Bunker

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How did they not see it coming...

As though Madame Tussaud's, that enduring monument to all things wax and creepy, would open in Berlin and not have a display featuring Schickelgruber himself! By the way, Hitler and the Holocaust are not real proud moments in Germany's history. They have laws prohibiting the display of Nazi regalia and other things Hitler, including that silly moustache. So they're trying to put that ugliness behind them. Besides they have so much more to be proud of: they also brought us Beck's Beer and Werner "Colonel Klink" Klemperer. Well, it took all of about a few minutes from when the door was open to the "museum" for a 41 year-old man to push his way past two security guards (made of wax, possibly?) and attack Der Füehrer, taking off his head in the process. The man was quickly subdued by non-wax police.