So, some slack jawed Cletus tried to cash a $360 billion check in Fort Worth, TX, and got popped for it. Charles Ray Fuller's girlfriend's Mom gave him a check "to start a record business." He must be a little unfamiliar with the cost of most startups. If he was starting another United States, he would be in good shape. But he probably only needed about $100 billion to start his version of Death Row records. Even with that paltry amount he could still "make it rain" every day for a few decades.
Along with forgery (girlfriend's Mom actually did not give him permission to use her account), Mr. Fuller was also arrested for having a small handgun and 2 ounces of the hippie lettuce on his person. I'm guessing he had 3 ounces before he went to the bank. They brought him down to the station and they all had a good laugh during the body cavity search.
Besides, he would have had to wait for his girl's Mom's $400 billion check to clear first.
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