What'choo Talkin' About, Shannon?

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080425/ap_on_en_tv/people_gary_coleman

I never saw this coming...

I feel bad for Gary Coleman. He's like one of those Shetland ponies you see at kids' parties, the ones that inevitably bite some kid the first chance they get.

To quote Buzz Lightyear, "you are a sad, strange little man... and you have my pity."