Don't wrap fish in the Herald - it will spoil the fish!

Maybe now Arlen Specter can concentrate on what he does best, being a smug, pompous blowhard, now that he has fixed all that was wrong with sports.

The Pats didn't videotape the Rams' offensive walkthroughs, as it turned out.

So the Boston Herald got the story wrong and had to apologize for their reporting of what had to be the non-story of the year.

And with all due respect, videotaping the Rams' offense during their walkthroughs would be akin to getting marriage advice from Gary Coleman. I find the whole thing about videotaping the Jets' defense also extremely suspect. Like asking Jerry Lewis to give you lessons in the art of subtle comedy.

Now if they could only apologize for being such a crappy paper, the Fox News of print journalism. The public is waiting, Rupert Murdoch. You are to journalism what Olive Oyl is to sexy, curvy women.

What'choo Talkin' About, Shannon?

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080425/ap_on_en_tv/people_gary_coleman

I never saw this coming...

I feel bad for Gary Coleman. He's like one of those Shetland ponies you see at kids' parties, the ones that inevitably bite some kid the first chance they get.

To quote Buzz Lightyear, "you are a sad, strange little man... and you have my pity."