He's Got a Great First Name, I'll Give Him That...

Props to Tony Gonzalez for being in the right place at the right time to save a man on a dinner date from choking to death in a restaurant. I wish there were more stories like this one and less like the ones we usually see connected to NFL players. And props to the guy he saved for not finding some made-up reason to try to sue Tony.

I like Number 88 as a player, and obviously he's not a bad citizen, either. I'm sure he'll have that all-time receiving yards for Tight Ends in his pocket by the 3rd quarter of his first game in '08. And who's gonna take it from him? Shockey? Don't make me laugh. Antonio Gates? Maybe. Kellen Winslow, Jr? Fuhgeddaboudit! I also like his team's coach, Herman Edwards, whom I remember fondly as a player. The Miracle of the Meadowlands just shows you it ain't over 'til it's over.

Good luck to the Chiefs this season. Except when you play the Patriots...

Thanks for Nothing, Zeke Mowatt!

As far as I'm concerned, the Boston Herald and their unique brand of "reporting" cost the Patriots their perfect season! I'm sure the portion of Belichick's evil mind that would have dealt with Justin Tuck was the same portion that was pissed off at the Herald costing him all that money. The people of Boston should put down their crullers and their Dunkin Donuts Regular Coffees and storm the Herald's offices with pitchforks and torches!

Maybe this whole thing was a getback for the Lisa Olson incident!

Don't wrap fish in the Herald - it will spoil the fish!

Maybe now Arlen Specter can concentrate on what he does best, being a smug, pompous blowhard, now that he has fixed all that was wrong with sports.

The Pats didn't videotape the Rams' offensive walkthroughs, as it turned out.

So the Boston Herald got the story wrong and had to apologize for their reporting of what had to be the non-story of the year.

And with all due respect, videotaping the Rams' offense during their walkthroughs would be akin to getting marriage advice from Gary Coleman. I find the whole thing about videotaping the Jets' defense also extremely suspect. Like asking Jerry Lewis to give you lessons in the art of subtle comedy.

Now if they could only apologize for being such a crappy paper, the Fox News of print journalism. The public is waiting, Rupert Murdoch. You are to journalism what Olive Oyl is to sexy, curvy women.

The Pats Rule!

What a great game Sunday! This is why Tom Brady is Joe Montana East.

We did the Bolts, Next are the Colts!